Bill Bison ain’t no cowboy; Bill Bison is a bison man.  A simple man.  A family man.  A man of few words.  His home is the Great American Prairie.  This is the land that he loves.  He is a friend to all honest people that cross his path. His story is that of legend… and it is still being written.

Bill Bison Q&A

Bill Bison breathes Wisdom.  Lucky for us, as long as he’s not dead, he’s breathing.  And even luckier, because of his mythical nature, Bill Bison will never die.  An endless supply of wisdom if we could just capture it.  Bill rarely uses his breath to formulate words, but he has agreed to answer questions on occasion from his fans/followers (that’d be you).  This miniscule glimpse into Bill’s enigmatic soul can be found in the Q&A section from his montly publication – Bill Bison’s Briefs.  These Q&A’s have been compiled below so you can get to know Bill a little better yourself.  Please submit your questions to: thebillbison@gmail.com.

The initial question that everyone is probably wondering is:
Q: “Does Bill Bison really wear briefs?”
BB’s Answer: “None of your business.  That is for only my wife to know.”
Bill is quite the dedicated & loyal husband.

 Q:  “Are the Buffalo Bills your favorite football team?”  (submitted by Nathan Vallette of Mission, KS)
BB’s Answer: “No. They are not my favorite team.  Their logo is a blue buffalo.  Blue buffalo do not occur in nature, although my friend Paul has a blue ox he calls Babe.  I’ve seen russet-orange calves, black bulls with auburn coats, and I’ve seen the legendary Great White Buffalo, but a blue buffalo is not natural.  I would like the team more if they relocated to the town of Bison, KS, changed their colors to brown and prairie gold, and called themselves the Bison Bills.”

Q:  “Is Bill Bison married?”  (submitted by Jennifer McConnell of Manhattan, KS)
BB’s Answer: “Yes.  For privacy reasons, I choose not to disclose my wife’s name.  I don’t want the White Buffalo Calf Woman’s real name made public.  That would be blasphemous.”